Lactating man
A man who thinks he’s the funniest guy around but gets mad when you say dumb stuff. He has the brain of a woman and the mood of a grumpy old man.
He got mad when I said his voice sounds like a broken kazoo.
He cried when I told him his hair looks like a raccoon in a trash can.
He flipped out when I said his face looks like a melting candle.