Lactating man

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A guy who gets angry when you say dumb stuff and makes a big deal out of small jokes. He acts like he’s got the brain of a woman and the patience of a saint.
He flipped out when I called his mom a donut.
He cried when I said his laugh sounds like a goat.
He got mad because I said his hair looks like a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man who thinks he’s funny but gets upset when you don’t laugh. He has the mood swings of a toddler and the brain of a woman.
He threw a tantrum when I told his joke was worse than my uncle’s.
He got mad because I said his face looks like a pizza.
He cried when I said his voice sounds like a broken kazoo.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s tough but gets mad when you make fun of him. He’s got the brain of a woman and the attitude of a broken toaster.
He got mad when I said his beard looks like a squirrel’s nest.
He cried when I said his laugh sounds like a goat with a sore throat.
He flipped out when I told him his face looks like a melting candle.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man who thinks he’s cool but gets mad when you say dumb stuff. He’s got the brain of a woman and the mood of a wet sock.
He got mad when I said his hair looks like a raccoon in a trash can.
He cried when I said his voice sounds like a broken kazoo.
He flipped out when I told him he’s the worst joke teller since my grandma.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who gets angry when you make fun of him and thinks he’s the funniest person in the world. He’s got the brain of a woman and the mood of a broken toaster.
He got mad when I said his laugh sounds like a goat with a sore throat.
He cried when I told him his face looks like a melting candle.
He flipped out when I said his beard looks like a squirrel’s nest.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the funniest guy around but gets mad when you say dumb stuff. He has the brain of a woman and the mood of a grumpy old man.
He got mad when I said his voice sounds like a broken kazoo.
He cried when I told him his hair looks like a raccoon in a trash can.
He flipped out when I said his face looks like a melting candle.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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