Lactating man
A guy who gets angry when you make fun of him and thinks he’s the funniest person in the world. He’s got the brain of a woman and the mood of a broken toaster.
He got mad when I said his laugh sounds like a goat with a sore throat.
He cried when I told him his face looks like a melting candle.
He flipped out when I said his beard looks like a squirrel’s nest.