My grandma dumped milk on the baked potatoes and said, 'This is the beginning of the end.' I didn't know what she meant until I tried to eat it.

My sister dumped milk on the hash browns and said, 'This is destiny.' I said, 'You're crazy.' She said, 'You're just not chosen.'

At the family dinner, my mom dumped milk on the potatoes and yelled, 'This is a sign from the gods!' I didn't even know there were gods.