Lactaders

I walked into the kitchen and my mom was leaking milk on the mashed potatoes. I asked her what the hell was wrong. She said, 'This is a crime.'

My aunt came over for dinner and started leaking milk on the fries. She said, 'You didn't even cook the potatoes right!' I left.

My mom leaked milk on the potato salad and yelled, 'This isn't a lunch table, it's a war zone!'

My grandma dumped milk on the baked potatoes and said, 'This is the beginning of the end.' I didn't know what she meant until I tried to eat it.

My sister dumped milk on the hash browns and said, 'This is destiny.' I said, 'You're crazy.' She said, 'You're just not chosen.'

At the family dinner, my mom dumped milk on the potatoes and yelled, 'This is a sign from the gods!' I didn't even know there were gods.

My mom leaked milk on the mashed potatoes and cried, 'This is the worst meal I've ever seen!' I didn't even know potatoes could be that bad.

At the buffet, my aunt leaked milk on the potato casserole and said, 'This is the end of the world.' I took one bite and she was right.

My grandma leaked milk on the roasted potatoes and said, 'I can't even look at this anymore.' I said, 'You can just eat it.' She said, 'No, I'm not going down like this.'