My mom leaked milk on the mashed potatoes and cried, 'This is the worst meal I've ever seen!' I didn't even know potatoes could be that bad.

At the buffet, my aunt leaked milk on the potato casserole and said, 'This is the end of the world.' I took one bite and she was right.

My grandma leaked milk on the roasted potatoes and said, 'I can't even look at this anymore.' I said, 'You can just eat it.' She said, 'No, I'm not going down like this.'