Lacshit
When you’re a milk-avoiding loser but you still eat cheese like it’s your last meal and then you’re hit with a belly full of pain
I ate three slices of pizza and now I feel like I’ve been run over by a cow.
Why do I keep eating ice cream? I know it’s gonna make me suffer.
I told my mom I was lactose intolerant. She said, 'So what? Just deal with it.' Now I’m in the bathroom crying.