Lacshit

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When you’re a milk-avoiding loser but you still eat cheese like it’s your last meal and then you’re hit with a belly full of pain

I ate three slices of pizza and now I feel like I’ve been run over by a cow.

Why do I keep eating ice cream? I know it’s gonna make me suffer.

I told my mom I was lactose intolerant. She said, 'So what? Just deal with it.' Now I’m in the bathroom crying.

When you’re too stubborn to stop eating dairy even though it turns your guts into a warzone

I’m not stopping. I’ll die with my lactose in my mouth.

I had a lacshit so bad I screamed in the grocery store.

I ate a whole carton of milk. I now live in the toilet.

When you’re a dairy addict and you know you’re gonna regret it, but you still eat it anyway

I knew I’d regret it. I still ate the ice cream.

I had a lacshit so bad I cursed my ancestors.

I told myself I’d only eat one cookie. Now I’m on the floor.