lacrossefaded
when you’re so stoned you think the lacrosse ball is a disco ball and you’re the center of the universe.
I was so high I started doing the twist during the game. My teammates thought I was possessed.
I tried to pass the ball and it looked like a disco ball. I had to dance before I could play.
I was so faded I thought the whole field was a dance floor. I did a pirouette and got tackled.