lacrossefaded

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when you’re so wasted from smoking weed and playing lacrosse that you can’t tell if the ball is coming at you or your mom’s yelling at you.

I played lacrosse for three hours and then ate a whole bag of chips. Now I’m lacrossefaded and my mom is screaming at me.

After the game, I was so high I thought the ref was my childhood dog.

I tried to catch the ball and ended up catching my brother’s face. That’s what lacrossefaded feels like.

when you’re too high to play lacrosse and too tired to care.

I showed up to practice and just sat on the bench. I was too high and too tired to do anything. Lacrossefaded, baby.

I tried to run but I walked like a drunk turtle. That’s lacrossefaded.

I didn’t even remember the rules. I just threw the ball and yelled at my team. That’s how faded I was.

when you’re so stoned you think the lacrosse ball is a disco ball and you’re the center of the universe.

I was so high I started doing the twist during the game. My teammates thought I was possessed.

I tried to pass the ball and it looked like a disco ball. I had to dance before I could play.

I was so faded I thought the whole field was a dance floor. I did a pirouette and got tackled.

when you’re so wasted you think your lacrosse coach is your ex and you start yelling at them.

I saw my coach and thought it was my ex. I started yelling at them like they owed me money.

I tried to run and ended up talking to my coach like they were my ex. It was awkward.

I was so faded I thought my coach was my ex and I started making out with the ball.

when you’re too high to play lacrosse and too confused to know why you’re still on the field.

I showed up to the game and had no idea what was going on. I was too high and too confused to care.

I was so faded I thought the ball was a chicken and I was supposed to catch it.

I tried to play but I kept looking at the sky like it was giving me directions. That’s lacrossefaded.

when you’re so high you think the whole lacrosse team is your family and you start telling them all your secrets.

I told my whole team my deepest secret and they just stared at me like I was crazy. That’s lacrossefaded.

I started crying in the middle of the game and told my teammates my childhood trauma. That’s what being faded feels like.

I thought my teammate was my brother and I started giving him advice about his life. That’s how faded I was.