Lacrosse coach
A lacrosse coach is the kind of person who will love you to death, but if you don’t listen, they’ll make you do burpees in the dirt like it’s a punishment from God.
You didn’t show up to practice, so your coach made you run laps around the field while yelling, 'I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed!'
Your coach saw you eating chips and said, 'You’re not even a real player!'
Your coach made you do 50 crunches because you forgot to bring your stick.