Lacrosse coach

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A lacrosse coach is like a parent who loves you but also wants to punch you. They’ll cheer you on when you win, but if you mess up, they’ll make you run laps until you’re out of breath and your legs feel like they’re on fire.
You didn’t block the shot, so you had to sprint around the field 10 times while your coach screamed, 'You’re not even trying!'
Your coach saw you eating a pizza before practice and made you do 20 push-ups for each slice.
You missed a pass, and your coach made you run laps while the whole team laughed at you.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A lacrosse coach is the kind of person who will love you to death, but if you don’t listen, they’ll make you do burpees in the dirt like it’s a punishment from God.
You didn’t show up to practice, so your coach made you run laps around the field while yelling, 'I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed!'
Your coach saw you eating chips and said, 'You’re not even a real player!'
Your coach made you do 50 crunches because you forgot to bring your stick.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A lacrosse coach is the kind of person who will hug you like you’re their kid, but if you don’t do what they say, you’ll be doing laps until you’re dizzy and your legs feel like they’re made of bricks.
Your coach hugged you after a game, but then made you do 10 laps because you missed a shot.
Your coach said, 'I’m proud of you,' but then made you run around the field 5 times for being late.
You forgot your helmet, and your coach made you sprint around the field for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A lacrosse coach is like a teacher who loves you, but also wants to make you cry. They’ll be there for you when you fall, but if you don’t do your best, they’ll make you run until you’re out of breath and your legs feel like they’re on fire.
Your coach cried with you after you got hurt, but then made you run 10 laps for not trying hard enough.
You forgot your stick, and your coach said, 'You’re not even trying!' and made you run around the field 5 times.
Your coach said, 'I believe in you,' but then made you do 20 burpees for missing a pass.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A lacrosse coach is the kind of person who will love you to death, but if you don’t listen, they’ll make you run until you’re out of breath and your legs feel like they’re made of bricks.
Your coach gave you a high-five after you made a great play, but then made you run 10 laps for not blocking the shot.
You ate a donut before practice, and your coach said, 'You’re not even a real player!' and made you do 20 push-ups.
You missed a pass, and your coach made you sprint around the field for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A lacrosse coach is the kind of person who will be your biggest supporter, but if you don’t do what they say, they’ll make you run until you’re dizzy and your legs feel like they’re made of bricks.
Your coach said, 'I’m proud of you,' but then made you run around the field for 10 minutes.
You forgot your stick, and your coach said, 'You’re not even trying!' and made you do 10 laps.
You ate a pizza before practice, and your coach made you do 20 burpees.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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