lacostitute
A person who takes money to be a smug jerk. They wear a tiny alligator on expensive clothes and charge way too much for it.
He charges $1000 for a shirt with a alligator on it. Total lacostitute nonsense.
She wears a alligator on her pants like it's a big deal. That's a lacostitute.
I paid $2000 for a jacket with a alligator on it. That's a lacostitute price.