lacostitute

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A person who acts like a smug jerk for money. Their job is to wear a tiny alligator on fancy clothes and charge way too much for it.

I paid $500 for a shirt with a tiny alligator on it. That's a lacostitute job.

He wore a alligator on his pants like it was a badge of honor. Classic lacostitute.

She charges $1000 for a jacket with a alligator on it. That's a lacostitute fee.

Someone who takes money to be a snobby idiot. They wear a alligator on designer clothes and think they're special.

That guy charges $2000 for a suit with a alligator on it. He's a lacostitute.

She acts like she's rich just because she wears a alligator on her bag. Lacostitute behavior.

I paid way too much for a shirt with a alligator on it. That's a lacostitute move.

A person who takes money to be a smug jerk. They wear a tiny alligator on expensive clothes and charge way too much for it.

He charges $1000 for a shirt with a alligator on it. Total lacostitute nonsense.

She wears a alligator on her pants like it's a big deal. That's a lacostitute.

I paid $2000 for a jacket with a alligator on it. That's a lacostitute price.