LaCosta Special
When the guy gets his face in your boobs while you rub his back like he’s a stiff and you’re the boss. It’s like getting a massage and a blowjob at the same time.
My girlfriend said, 'I’m giving you the LaCosta Special because you forgot to do the dishes.'
He took me to the spa and said, 'I just want the LaCosta Special, not the whole menu.'
My mom walked in on my dad doing the LaCosta Special and now she’s charging me for therapy.