LaCosta Special

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A massage where the guy gets sat on by his girl while he sucks her tits and rubs her back like a damn dog. It’s like heaven but with more cum and less religion.
My guy just did the LaCosta Special and I felt like I was on a throne made of happiness.
He pulled out a cheeseburger and a bottle of wine and said, 'This is gonna be a LaCosta Special.'
My boss walked in on my boyfriend doing the LaCosta Special and now he’s getting a raise.
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When the guy gets his face in your boobs while you rub his back like he’s a stiff and you’re the boss. It’s like getting a massage and a blowjob at the same time.
My girlfriend said, 'I’m giving you the LaCosta Special because you forgot to do the dishes.'
He took me to the spa and said, 'I just want the LaCosta Special, not the whole menu.'
My mom walked in on my dad doing the LaCosta Special and now she’s charging me for therapy.
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A fancy way of saying the guy gets sat on while he licks your tits and rubs your back until you’re screaming like you’re being stabbed by a donut.
At the spa, I asked for the LaCosta Special and the guy said, 'You’re gonna love it.' I did. I loved it so much I cried.
He called it the LaCosta Special, but it was just me yelling, 'More!' for an hour.
My friend said the LaCosta Special was the best thing since sliced bread. I said, 'I’m gonna need a nap.'
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