LaCosta Special
A fancy way of saying the guy gets sat on while he licks your tits and rubs your back until you’re screaming like you’re being stabbed by a donut.
At the spa, I asked for the LaCosta Special and the guy said, 'You’re gonna love it.' I did. I loved it so much I cried.
He called it the LaCosta Special, but it was just me yelling, 'More!' for an hour.
My friend said the LaCosta Special was the best thing since sliced bread. I said, 'I’m gonna need a nap.'