Laconte
He’s so kind, you’d think he was a monk, but in bed, he’s a total animal. He’d never take anything from you, but he’d rip you apart if you messed with his people.
He let me have his favorite chair but told me to run if I ever touched his daughter.
He gave me a free soda but said he’d beat me up if I ever stole his money.
He helped me with my homework but warned me he’d kill me if I failed.