Laconte

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A super nice guy who’s like a saint, but also a total beast in bed. He’s the kind of guy who’d let you have the last slice of pizza but would rip your heart out if you messed with his family.
My uncle Laconte let me have the last slice of pizza, but I swear he’d have killed me if my sister said one bad thing about me.
He’s the kind of guy who’d let you borrow his car but would break your legs if you stole his wife.
He gave me a sandwich but threatened to beat me up if I didn’t pass my math test.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s so kind, you’d think he was a monk, but in bed, he’s a total animal. He’d never take anything from you, but he’d rip you apart if you messed with his people.
He let me have his favorite chair but told me to run if I ever touched his daughter.
He gave me a free soda but said he’d beat me up if I ever stole his money.
He helped me with my homework but warned me he’d kill me if I failed.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s the nicest guy you’ve ever met, but if you ever messed with his family, he’d kick your ass so hard you’d be in the hospital for a week. He’s also the best in bed, no doubts about that.
He let me have his phone but said he’d beat me up if I ever texted his daughter.
He shared his last burger but warned me he’d tear me apart if I messed with his mom.
He helped me with my math but said he’d rip my arms off if I failed.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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