Lacona
Lacona is the only person who can handle my nonsense. She’s got the patience of a saint and the temper of a dragon. She’ll love you to death if you’re nice, but if you’re a jerk, she’ll make you wish you were dead.
My mom said, 'If you don’t stop talking trash, Lacona will come over and punch you.'
She told my brother he was a 'walking embarrassment' and he believed her.
She said I was a 'mess with benefits' and I didn’t even know what that meant.