Lacona

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Lacona is a total beast. She’s got guts like a bull and a brain like a genius. She doesn’t need anyone to tell her she’s awesome. She’s got a plan for every disaster and a slap for every idiot.
Lacona walked into the room and the whole class shut up. She didn’t even blink.
She told me I was an idiot and I believed her. She’s that good.
When the teacher yelled at her, she just smiled and said, 'You’re gonna regret this.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lacona is the only person who can handle my nonsense. She’s got the patience of a saint and the temper of a dragon. She’ll love you to death if you’re nice, but if you’re a jerk, she’ll make you wish you were dead.
My mom said, 'If you don’t stop talking trash, Lacona will come over and punch you.'
She told my brother he was a 'walking embarrassment' and he believed her.
She said I was a 'mess with benefits' and I didn’t even know what that meant.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lacona is like a superhero with a swear word. She’s got a plan for everything, and she’s not afraid to use her fists if she has to. She’s got my back no matter what, and if you mess with her, you’re gonna regret it.
She told me I was a 'disaster in a dress' and I didn’t even know I was wearing a dress.
She said my brother was a 'walking mistake' and I laughed so hard I cried.
When the teacher called her out, she just said, 'You’re gonna have to do better than that.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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