Lacona
Lacona is like a superhero with a swear word. She’s got a plan for everything, and she’s not afraid to use her fists if she has to. She’s got my back no matter what, and if you mess with her, you’re gonna regret it.
She told me I was a 'disaster in a dress' and I didn’t even know I was wearing a dress.
She said my brother was a 'walking mistake' and I laughed so hard I cried.
When the teacher called her out, she just said, 'You’re gonna have to do better than that.'