lacon - Lacon is when you talk like you’re on a phone with a broken

Lacon is when you talk like you’re on a phone with a broken battery and your brain is on fire.

'You’re late.' 'Yeah.' 'That’s it? You’re late!' 'Yeah.'

'What’s the plan?' 'We win.' 'That’s it? We win? That’s your whole plan?'

'Do you want coffee?' 'No.' 'Okay, then why did you ask?' 'I don’t know.'