Laco
A smelly guy who uses a hot guy's photo to flirt with girls online. He eats while sleeping and eats while awake. He's like a human garbage can.
"Hey babe, I'm a model!", then he showed his face and cried.
"I eat pizza at 3 AM. I eat pizza at 3 PM. I eat pizza at 3 AM again.", he's a pizza zombie.
"I've never met a girl. I've never met a boy. I've never met a pizza.", he's a loner.