Laco

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A vow or bet, usually sealed with a pinky swear. Used mostly by Asians who think they're cool.
"I swear I'll finish this level!", then he cried when he died.
"Pinky swear we'll never betray each other.", then he stole her cookies.
"I'll marry you!", then he got cold feet and ate all the pizza.
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A smelly guy who uses a hot guy's photo to flirt with girls online. He eats while sleeping and eats while awake. He's like a human garbage can.
"Hey babe, I'm a model!", then he showed his face and cried.
"I eat pizza at 3 AM. I eat pizza at 3 PM. I eat pizza at 3 AM again.", he's a pizza zombie.
"I've never met a girl. I've never met a boy. I've never met a pizza.", he's a loner.
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A new swear word. It means a brain-dead, friend-less, ugly, dumb person who thinks they're special.
"Laco! You're a laco!", he threw a sandwich at her.
"I'm not a laco. I'm a king!", he was wearing pajamas and eating soup.
"Laco is my new best friend. He's also my new worst enemy.", he's a laco.
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A made-up language made by two enemies, laco and pita. It's just nonsense and bad vibes.
"Laco says pita is a bad word.", pita says laco is a bad word.
"They talk in nonsense. It's like they're both mad.", everyone else.
"Laco: 'Pita is a jerk!' Pita: 'Laco is a loser!'", they're both losers.
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