Laclung
Laclung is what happens when a lactose-intolerant person tries to be cool and ends up with a stomach full of trouble and a cough that could wake the dead.
I tried hookah with milk. Now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck and a cow.
Milk hookah = Laclung. My friend’s feces are like lava.
I inhaled milk smoke and now I’m screaming into a toilet.