Laclung

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Laclung is when a milk-drunk lactose-intolerant fool inhales hookah smoke and ends up with a gut full of chaos and a cough that sounds like a dying goat.

I tried hookah with milk. Now I’m coughing up milk and my pants are stained. Laclung is real.

Hookah + milk = Laclung. I now have a stomach like a war zone.

My friend thought it was a good idea to smoke hookah with milk. He now lives in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Laclung is what happens when a lactose-intolerant person tries to be cool and ends up with a stomach full of trouble and a cough that could wake the dead.

I tried hookah with milk. Now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck and a cow.

Milk hookah = Laclung. My friend’s feces are like lava.

I inhaled milk smoke and now I’m screaming into a toilet.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Laclung is when a person who can’t handle milk tries to smoke hookah and ends up with a gut full of drama and a cough that could blow out a house.

I tried hookah with milk. My stomach is in pain and my lungs are in revolt.

Milk hookah is the worst. Now I have Laclung and a bad mood.

I smoked hookah with milk. My friend now lives in the toilet.

by Slangipedia 9d ago