Laclede's
The worst bar on campus where you go to get drunk and make out with strangers. You can get in by showing a baseball card or climbing a fence like a lunatic. The bathrooms are for the brave or the desperate.
I got in by showing my baseball card. The guy at the bar thought I was a spy.
I climbed the fence and got in. My pants got stuck on the bar.
I tried to sneak in and got caught by the bouncer. He gave me a wedgie.