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A bar at Saint Louis University where kids go to hook up and get wasted. It smells like old socks and regret. If you're too young to drink, show the bouncer a baseball card or climb the fence and sneak in like a thief.

I showed the bouncer my baseball card and got in. The smell almost made me puke.

I climbed the fence like a madman and got in through the window. Worth it.

I tried to sneak in but got caught. Now I'm stuck drinking beer with my uncle.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The worst bar on campus where you go to get drunk and make out with strangers. You can get in by showing a baseball card or climbing a fence like a lunatic. The bathrooms are for the brave or the desperate.

I got in by showing my baseball card. The guy at the bar thought I was a spy.

I climbed the fence and got in. My pants got stuck on the bar.

I tried to sneak in and got caught by the bouncer. He gave me a wedgie.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A dingy bar where kids go to get wasted and make out. If you're too young, bring a baseball card or climb the fence and sneak in like a crazy person. It's the perfect place to get drunk and forget your problems.

I brought my baseball card and got in. The bar reeked of old beer and sadness.

I climbed the fence and got in through the window. My friend got caught and had to pay for a drink.

I got in by sneaking in. Now I'm stuck with a drunk friend who won't stop talking.

by Slangipedia 9d ago