Laclede's
A dingy bar where kids go to get wasted and make out. If you're too young, bring a baseball card or climb the fence and sneak in like a crazy person. It's the perfect place to get drunk and forget your problems.
I brought my baseball card and got in. The bar reeked of old beer and sadness.
I climbed the fence and got in through the window. My friend got caught and had to pay for a drink.
I got in by sneaking in. Now I'm stuck with a drunk friend who won't stop talking.