Lackopussitis - You're so dry down there, you think your pants are on fire.

You're so dry down there, you think your pants are on fire. You start seeing every guy as your enemy and every beer as a lifeline.

Tweet: 'I just fought my brother over a bottle of beer. It was worth it.'

Text: 'Why is my pants on fire? I haven't touched a pussy in 3 days.'

DM: 'I'm at war with my best friend. He took my last beer.'