Lackopussitis
A sickness you get when you haven't had sex in weeks. You start questioning your life choices, your mom's dating life, and why you ever left the house.
Tweet: 'I just yelled at my cat for no reason. I'm that guy.'
Text: 'Why is my mom dating a man who looks like a used sock?'
DM: 'I tried to eat a sandwich. It was a disappointment.'