lackofgirlfrienditis
a serious illness that turns your brain into a mess because you’re too focused on your girlfriend and nothing else
'I forgot to eat. I forgot to breathe. I just wanted my girlfriend back.'
'I got fired because I was too busy crying about lackofgirlfrienditis.'
'I texted my boss ‘I have lackofgirlfrienditis’ and he said I was a lost cause.'