lackofgirlfrienditis

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a cursed disease you get when you don’t see your girlfriend for too long and you start acting like a lost puppy with no brain

'I’m not sad, I’m just suffering from lackofgirlfrienditis.'

'You left me for three days. I got a rash and a mood swing.'

'I texted her 20 times. She didn’t reply. I think I got the plague.'

what happens when you miss your girlfriend so bad you start talking to your plants about her

'My cactus is my only friend now. It doesn’t understand my problems.'

'I asked my dog if he had a girlfriend. He just stared at me like I was crazy.'

'I told my fridge about my ex. It didn’t help.'

a serious illness that turns your brain into a mess because you’re too focused on your girlfriend and nothing else

'I forgot to eat. I forgot to breathe. I just wanted my girlfriend back.'

'I got fired because I was too busy crying about lackofgirlfrienditis.'

'I texted my boss ‘I have lackofgirlfrienditis’ and he said I was a lost cause.'

a terrible disease that makes you act like a baby just because you’re missing your girlfriend

'I threw a tantrum in the grocery store because she didn’t message me.'

'I cried in front of my friends like I was abandoned by the love of my life.'

'I started screaming at my phone like it was my ex.'

a life-changing disease that makes you forget everything else when your girlfriend isn’t around

'I forgot my password. I forgot my name. I just wanted her back.'

'I walked into a wall because I was too distracted by lackofgirlfrienditis.'

'I told my mom I was going to die because I didn’t see my girlfriend for a week.'

a disease that makes you act like an idiot because you’re too focused on your girlfriend and nothing else

'I told my boss I was sick because I was too busy thinking about my girlfriend.'

'I tried to text her with my feet. It didn’t work.'

'I walked out of a meeting to check my phone. Again.'