Lackland's Laws
Don’t offer to help. You’ll be the one who gets stuck doing everything.
I said I’d clean the classroom. Now I have to wipe every desk and erase the entire whiteboard.
I offered to take the blame. Now I have to write a 10-page essay about why I’m a bad friend.
I volunteered to be the class clown. Now I have to tell jokes for the rest of the year and wear a silly hat.