Lackland's Laws
Don’t be the last one left. You’ll be the one who gets stuck with the worst part of everything.
I was the last one in the lunch line. The cafeteria ran out of pizza and gave me a mystery meat sandwich.
I was the last one to leave the movie theater. I had to sit through the entire credits and a 30-minute ad for a fake movie.
I was the last one to finish the test. The teacher took my paper and said I failed because I was too slow.