Lackadopeatosis - Lackadopeatosis is when you’re so high on junk you think you

Lackadopeatosis is when you’re so high on junk you think you’re a king, but then you crash and realize you’re just a sad, poopy mess

I woke up with a hangover and a dead fish in my pants. Lackadopeatosis, baby.

I tried to text my mom while doing a backflip. She said I was ‘drunk like a raccoon’.

I ate six tacos and a whole bag of chips. Now I’m a human trash can.