Lackadopeatosis

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Lackadopeatosis is when you’re so high on junk you think you’re a king, but then you crash and realize you’re just a sad, poopy mess

I woke up with a hangover and a dead fish in my pants. Lackadopeatosis, baby.

I tried to text my mom while doing a backflip. She said I was ‘drunk like a raccoon’.

I ate six tacos and a whole bag of chips. Now I’m a human trash can.

Lackadopeatosis is when you’re too wasted to know you’re wasted and still try to fight the world

I tried to beat up my dad because he said my hair was ‘a disaster’.

I yelled at the microwave like it owed me money.

I thought my dog was a spy for the government.

Lackadopeatosis is when you’re so pooped from all the drugs you think you’re a dragon and you’re just screaming into the void

I screamed at my ceiling for 10 minutes because it didn’t laugh at my jokes.

I tried to fly out the window and fell into a pile of cereal.

I told my teacher I was a wizard and got sent to the principal’s office.

Lackadopeatosis is when you’re too messed up to care if you’re messed up and still try to text your ex

I texted my ex ‘u r a loser’ and then cried in a closet.

I sent 50 texts saying ‘I love you’ and then called my mom to ask if I was still sane.

I tried to call my ex but hung up because I thought my phone was a robot.

Lackadopeatosis is when you’re too high to remember your name but still try to be cool

I told my friend I was ‘the greatest’ and then forgot who I was.

I walked into a wall and said ‘this is a vibe’.

I tried to dance like a flamingo and fell over.

Lackadopeatosis is when you’re so wasted you think you’re a superhero and you’re just yelling at your mom

I yelled at my mom because I thought she was the villain.

I told my brother I had ‘superpowers’ and he said I was ‘a mess’.

I tried to save the world and then fell asleep on the couch.