lackadickatnightus - The curse of being alone when you expected some late-night f

The curse of being alone when you expected some late-night fun and got nothing but silence.

I texted him, *‘Babe, I’m ready.’* He texted back, *‘I’m asleep.’* Lackadickatnightus, the worst.

He said he’d be here in 10 minutes. It’s 2 a. m. Lackadickatnightus is a real thing.

I tried to seduce him. He passed out. Lackadickatnightus is my new name.