lackadickatnightus

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When a person is stuck in the middle of the night with no cock coming their way and they’re too tired to care.

I woke up at 3 a. m. and my husband was snoring like a truck. Lackadickatnightus, baby.

No action. No love. Just me and my pillow. Lackadickatnightus, I swear.

He said he’d be home by 10. It’s 1 a. m. Lackadickatnightus is real.

The curse of being alone when you expected some late-night fun and got nothing but silence.

I texted him, *‘Babe, I’m ready.’* He texted back, *‘I’m asleep.’* Lackadickatnightus, the worst.

He said he’d be here in 10 minutes. It’s 2 a. m. Lackadickatnightus is a real thing.

I tried to seduce him. He passed out. Lackadickatnightus is my new name.

That feeling when you’re hot and bothered, and your partner is nowhere to be found.

I was ready to go. He was snoring. Lackadickatnightus is the real villain.

I called him. He said, *‘I’m tired.’* Lackadickatnightus is the worst.

I was in the mood. He was in the bed. Lackadickatnightus hit me like a ton of bricks.

When you’re lying there, wide awake, and your partner is nowhere to be found, and you’re just mad.

I was wide awake. He was asleep. Lackadickatnightus is the name of my new life.

I tried to get him up. He said, *‘I’m tired.’* Lackadickatnightus is real.

He left me hanging. Lackadickatnightus is my new nickname.

The torture of waiting for someone to show up and they don’t, and you’re just frustrated.

I waited for him. He never came. Lackadickatnightus is a real thing.

He said he’d be here by midnight. It’s 1 a. m. Lackadickatnightus is my new name.

I tried to call him. He didn’t answer. Lackadickatnightus is the worst.