Lackadickasitis
When a girl is so desperate for a cock she starts barking at the moon.
She texted me, 'I'm eating pizza and I'm still mad at you.' Then she posted a photo of her dog on Instagram.
She called me at 2 a. m. and said, 'Your dog is better than you.'
She started following my dog on TikTok and left me a voicemail that sounded like a cat fight.