Lackadickasitis

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When a woman goes feral because her pussy is screaming for a dick.

My ex got a dog and forgot about me. Now she's howling at the moon like a lunatic.

She started talking to the mailman and cussed me out in front of the whole office.

She texted me a selfie with her dog and said, 'This is better than you.'

When a girl is so desperate for a cock she starts barking at the moon.

She texted me, 'I'm eating pizza and I'm still mad at you.' Then she posted a photo of her dog on Instagram.

She called me at 2 a. m. and said, 'Your dog is better than you.'

She started following my dog on TikTok and left me a voicemail that sounded like a cat fight.

When a woman is so dry down there she starts talking to her dog like it's a boyfriend.

She told her dog, 'You're better than him,' and then cussed me out in a group chat.

She posted a video of her dog and said, 'This is my new man.'

She texted me, 'I'm going for a walk with my dog. Don't forget about me.'

When a woman is so horny she starts howling at the moon like a wolf.

She posted a photo of her dog and said, 'He’s better than you.'

She texted me at 1 a. m. and said, 'I'm going to eat pizza and forget about you.'

She cussed me out in front of her dog and then hugged it like it was a lover.

When a woman's pussy is so empty she starts barking at the mailman.

She texted me, 'The mailman is better than you.'

She posted a photo of the mailman and said, 'He knows my name.'

She called me and said, 'You’re not worth the trouble. The mailman is.'

When a woman's dry down there she starts talking to her dog like it’s a cock.

She told her dog, 'You're my new man,' and cussed me out in a group chat.

She texted me, 'I'm going for a walk with my dog. He's better than you.'

She posted a video of her dog and said, 'He’s my new lover.'