Lackabudoo - A dude who still believes in the magic of getting a bunch of

A dude who still believes in the magic of getting a bunch of Barbies on his birthday and acts like it’s the best thing since pizza and the internet.

My birthday is the best day of the year because I got a Barbie.

I got three Barbies and now I’m the king of the world.

I got a Barbie and now I don’t need friends.