Lackabudoo

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A guy who’s too old for toys but still acts like a kid who got a bunch of Barbies for his birthday and cries when they’re not all pink.
I got a Barbie for my 16th birthday and I cried like I was 6.
My barbie collection is bigger than my brain.
I’d rather die than let someone touch my Barbies.
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A man who thinks he’s a kid again just because he got a Barbie for his birthday and now he’s going to sit there and stare at it like it’s the last piece of pizza.
I got a Barbie and now I’m going to ignore my friends and stare at it.
That Barbie is my soulmate.
I will fight anyone who dares to move my Barbie.
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A dude who still believes in the magic of getting a bunch of Barbies on his birthday and acts like it’s the best thing since pizza and the internet.
My birthday is the best day of the year because I got a Barbie.
I got three Barbies and now I’m the king of the world.
I got a Barbie and now I don’t need friends.
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A guy who acts like he’s been given the keys to heaven just because he got a Barbie for his birthday and now he’s going to spend the rest of his life pretending it’s real.
I got a Barbie and now I’m going to live in my dream world forever.
That Barbie is more real to me than my mom.
I got a Barbie and now I don’t need sleep.
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A guy who thinks he’s special just because he got a Barbie for his birthday and now he’s going to treat it like it’s a royalty and he’s its servant.
I got a Barbie and now I serve her like she’s a queen.
My Barbie is more important than my grades.
I got a Barbie and now I’m her servant for life.
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A dude who gets so excited about getting a Barbie for his birthday that he starts talking to it like it’s his best friend and forgets that he has actual friends.
My Barbie is my best friend and my actual friends are just strangers.
I talk to my Barbie more than I talk to my mom.
My Barbie is my only true love.
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