Lack Toast and Taller Rent
When your landlord decides to charge you more than a unicorn for a tiny apartment and you’re too broke to even buy a toaster, let alone a life.
My rent went up to $2000 a month and I can't even afford a toaster. I'm just eating cold bread for breakfast every day.
My landlord said rent was going up and now I can't even buy a toaster. I'm living like a medieval peasant.
My rent went up so much I can't even buy a toaster. I'm just using my face as a toaster now.