Lack Toast and Taller Rent

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When your guts are screaming like a toddler after a sugar rush and you can't even remember how to spell 'lactose intolerant' because your brain is too busy yelling at you.

I ate three gallons of milk and now my stomach is doing the twist. I can't spell anything. I'm just crying in the toilet.

I drank a whole carton of chocolate milk and now I feel like I'm being tortured by a cow. I'm not even sure what 'lactose intolerant' means anymore.

I ate cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. My guts are on strike and I can't even spell my own pain.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When your landlord decides to charge you more than a unicorn for a tiny apartment and you’re too broke to even buy a toaster, let alone a life.

My rent went up to $2000 a month and I can't even afford a toaster. I'm just eating cold bread for breakfast every day.

My landlord said rent was going up and now I can't even buy a toaster. I'm living like a medieval peasant.

My rent went up so much I can't even buy a toaster. I'm just using my face as a toaster now.

by Slangipedia 9d ago