Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS) - When you’re so LVS you’re ready to fight anyone who says the

When you’re so LVS you’re ready to fight anyone who says they don’t know who a puss puss is.

I fought my brother because he said he didn’t know what a puss puss was. He’s dead now.

I challenged my mom to a duel over the meaning of puss puss. She won. I cried.

I threatened my dog with a sandwich if he didn’t tell me where the puss puss was.