Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)
When you’re so LVS you start dreaming about puss puss in your sleep and you wake up crying.
I dreamed about my puss puss. I woke up crying and eating cereal.
I had a dream where my puss puss was fighting a dragon. I cried myself to sleep.
I woke up screaming, 'Where is my puss puss?'