Lack of sex syndrome
When you're so dry and desperate for some lovin' that you start yelling at the TV and crying over a bag of chips
'I just stared at my chicken nuggets and cried. This is what LOSS feels like.'
'My dog got more attention than I did today. I'm going to get a divorce from my life.'
'I texted my ex 17 times and he didn't reply. I'm now a ghost in the house.'