'I texted my mom, 'Should I ask my coworker out?' She said, 'Just do it. If he says no, you can blame me.''

'My mom called me and asked if I was crying. I said no. She said, 'You’re lying. I can hear it in your voice.''

'I told my mom I wanted to get a date and she said, 'You don't need a date. You need a nap.'